Just got a phone call from the vet about the results of Mollie's fecal. She has hookworms.

Did I mention she's been having diarrhea ALL OVER MY CARPET? And these little shits burrow in through your feet. So even though I cleaned it, steam cleaned the carpet, there's a good possibility that there's worms waiting to suck blood from my digestive tract.

Nice. I though that karma worked differently, but apparently I deserve to have intestinal parasites.